May 2013
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
vangoghstars:
sparkafterdark:
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please...
School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
ifyouhadwings:
teamniceboyfriends:
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
nasty-otter:
it could be worse your mom could always be
MRS. BENSON
lydiallama:
ok so
sammy was like you know how thugs get jesus tattoos on their back what if homura had a tattoo of godoka
and basically yes
b/c homura is a thug
linkoftermina:
I DONT WANNA DO HOMEWORK I JUST WANNA DRAW NAKED PEOPLE
screwsociety:
stabbygrass:
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob. t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2) solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s
boobs travel...
Reblog if you are....
themeghanchakra:
thewomaninkevlar:
candylandtimelord:
A hunter A companion A timelord A wizard A witch A detective A doctor A hobbit An angel A blogger
you forgot us benders
chihayahearts:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
obani:
I love tumblr because we have inside jokes with like thousands of people.
Cousin Matt
Sea Pancake
Moon Moon
I love you guys
